What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:36
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What do you mean son?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What! how could you do that?
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Do you know what she said mum?
Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?
True - how I loved my mum!